The local chapter of the NRA has begun market-testing some possible new slogans. These include:
Guns don’t kill people, blood loss and organ damage does.
Guns don’t kill people, people kill guns.
A list of things that kill people:
1. Conceivably, anything
2. Not guns!
Guns don’t kill people, we are all immortal souls living temporarily in shelters of earth and meat.
And
If you say guns kill people one more time, I will shoot you with a gun, and you will, coincidentally, die.